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by Lynne Suzanne

Words, puns and headlines you use in your slogans to win holidays, cars and exciting prizes can also reap rewards as successful business slogans too.

Computer company? Or to win yourself a computer, how about:

"I buy computers from X store because... customers `enter', `save' and `return'!

Fancy a cup of coffee? It's not a `mugs gain' when you use Pun-ch Lines! like this:

Coffee every Thirst-day morning!

You'll find the `blends justify the beans' when you're awarded a `sip-loma' for your slogans!

Here for you as a taster, are two ideas from each of the 43 categories in Lynne's Pun-ch Lines! book.

Animal Kingdom Gnu dimension in No point lion to you Babycare Baby steals the show From here to maternity

Books & Stationery Puts knowing into going Results are pen-ding

Cameras & Films Giving it your best shot Scene the difference

Cinemas, Movies & Theatre Just the ticket To my horror

Cleansers Mould-ed into success Reflect-ing our image

Computers Type the slate clean Wired up for

Confectionery Pack-ful of fun You can-nut be serious

Cosmetics & Perfumes Odour-whelming value Wins hands down

Do It Yourself Full of shelf confidence Plane to see

Drinks - Beers & Lagers Kicks your thirst Top of the hops

Drinks - Beverages Don't leaf me this way Tea-se made for you

Drinks - Soft Drinks Burst into song Juice the tonic you need

Drinks - Wines & Spirits Grin and tonic It's still the best

Electrical Appliances Hob nob with the best Steam-ing good value

Financial Products Bank on our service Never a-loan with

Food - Bakery & Cereals More follows a great cereal Toast-ing bride and groom

Food - Dairy Spread-ing the moos Tastes just grate

Food - Desserts Cater for your needs In the lick of time

Food - Fish Fin-k about it When the chips are down

Food - Fruit & Veg Back to the roots Pick-ing up where you left off

Food - Healthy Eating Figure it out Waist not, want not

Food - Meat Pork-u-pine for On the tip of my tongue

Food Sugar & Spice Pay at the dill Sauce of inspiration

Footwear & Luggage Case dismissed Step to it

Gardening Borders on the edge of Cut above the rest

Haircare Barber her than me Set in its ways

Health & Fitness Ego food Slim n' trim

Holiday Hotspots Broaden your horizons Weather or not

Home Products Handles like a dream Top of the mops

Jewellery On the stroke of Worth its weight in gold

Laundry Products Drying is a breeze Keeps me hanging on

Motoring Cutting corners In the head-lights

Music It de-trend-s on you Leaves no tone unturned

Sports - Ball Games Hole lot better for Tee and biscuits

Sports - Non-Ball Games Rope-d into Under starters orders

Suncare Always a shade better than No glare-ing mistakes

Themes History in the making Present-ing the facts

Toiletries Foam-ing the streets Load of flannel

Toys & Games In a roundabout way Kept in the park

Transport All aboard to Leave landing lights on

TV, Satellite, Video Gains a good reception Reaching great volumes

Pun-ch Lines! book has over 4,000 puns, word play, headlines and inspirational ideas, ready for you to use in your tiebreaker slogan contests or advertising slogans.

"Gold-en opera-tune-ity" scooped a £2,000 music centre, whilst "Pack-ed with shelf confidence" won a useful tool cabinet.

© Copyright Lynne Suzanne www.win-with-lynne.co.uk

About the author Lynne Suzanne is a consultant, freelance writer, speaker and author of Intaslogans, Pun-ch Lines! and Win Your Fortune in Prizes. FREE Win With Lynne - How to Win guide. www.win-with-lynne.co.uk

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